Lostcast most epic (puns, jokes, you name it)


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    “I’m not talking to you ladie, you’re not a game! I can’t program you!” - Matt

    “Please insert your opinion into this black hole.” - Geoff

    “I’m a nerd and I like fun boring stuff like that” - Matt

    “I remember the first time I saw google maps on IE 6. I was like : “NO WAY!”” - Joe

    “Matt: Dear diary, today I created 10 bug.
    Geoff: Dear diary, today I fixed 10 Matt’s bugs. Dear diary, I hate Matt.


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    “But I don’t give a sh… Oh, PG rated. I don’t care much about […]” - Matt


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    Geoff: So will you have internet in LA?

    Matt: Well if not I’ll go up to Google headquarters and be all like ‘Hey, where is the internet’ and they’ll… [3 minutes of comedy rambling]

    Geoff: [patiently] No, I mean, do you have it all set up and everything?

    Matt: Um, no I don’t think so yet


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    Geoff: So will you have internet in LA?

    Matt: Well if not I’ll go up to Google headquarters and be all like ‘Hey, where is the internet’ and they’ll… [3 minutes of comedy rambling]

    Geoff: [patiently] No, I mean, do you have it all set up and everything?

    Matt: Um, no I don’t think so yet

    Haha, this one was awesome, patient Geoff!


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    Geoff: "I love flocking!"
    Matt: “It’s flocking great!”


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    Geoff: “The flocking flockers now flock.”


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    Update: the wife transferred our internet! \o/


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    @richtaur : I wanna shoot my voice in the face (lostcast 55)


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    Matt: "Well, it’s me… I don’t have a term for that, but, I’m the person who doesn’t understand regular expressions, remember?"
    Geoff: “I think the term for that is ignorant.”


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    Matt: “This is such a pathetic thing to bitch about, let’s move on.”

    Geoff: “Yeah… I was wondering where were you going with that.”

    Matt: “Nowhere!”


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    Geoff: “So, you focus on decreasing performance.”

    Matt: “Yes, exactly!”


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    Geoff: “You need to be more of a jerk when I have stupid ideas.”


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    hehe! It’s part of my job description now ;)


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    @David said:

    @richtaur : I wanna shoot my voice in the face (lostcast 55)

    I always wanted to try Sketchbook Pro I just always assumed it was expensive, turns out it was only £28 for a copy, I got a disk shipped to me from Amazon a couple of weeks ago. Main reason is I have no software on my machine put aside for simple or cartoony stuff, basically exactly the kind of art I need to do if I want to draw for a game. All the software I use is full blown crazy concept-art worthy but to work with a restricted toolset I’d need to customize the workspace and all the crap that I couldn’t be bothered with (also Krita is pretty bad at that at the moment).

    So I finally get it installed today, I put a 20 minute time limit on the clock, connect my tablet and then realise I have no idea what to draw, step in the LDG Forum and David’s above suggestion, this one goes out to you dawg.

    I’ll tidy it up and make it Card #3 “Matt Hackett” in the upcoming Algebra Explorer: The Video Game, the battle card game based on LDG

    Description on card

    1. If the ‘Regular Expressions’ card is in play, this card becomes confused
    2. Can be discarded to summon the ‘Andraconda’ card
    3. Gains 20 attack for every 'Geoff Blair" or 'Horseblair" on the field

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    @Affordable_Desk Ha! I was preparing myself for something quite bloody when clicking the the link, though :)

    Oh man, an LDG themed CCG?? Sold. It’s like that thing people do with Magic: The Gathering. The cut & paste sets. I think there’s a term for it.



  • The term is lazyness. I really hope someone on the forum is a closet Magic the Gathering cut and paster, unexpected flame wars are the best, the very idea of @cheersphilip coming on and posting “who do you think you are!” would be hilarious.


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    @Affordable_Desk said:

    this one goes out to you dawg.

    I really love this! Maybe I’ll combine this with your horse blair calendar sketch and animate them both for Tweencast 2: The Tweenening!

    I really hope someone on the forum is a closet Magic the Gathering cut and paster

    http://www.richtaur.com/misc/games/mtg/ Type in something like “royal assassin” then you can drag 'em around and tap them and stuff yayyy pointless MTG fun.


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    @richtaur said:

    http://www.richtaur.com/misc/games/mtg/ Type in something like “royal assassin” then you can drag 'em around and tap them and stuff yayyy pointless MTG fun.

    I’m winning! Look!


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    @Affordable_Desk said:

    I’m winning! Look!

    hahaha richtaur: the gathering

    That’s cool! My buddy Josh made some kickass fake Magic Cards, fun times!


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    @Affordable_Desk said:

    1. Can be discarded to summon the ‘Andraconda’ card

    And you’ll definitely want to do that. Like all the time.


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    @richtaur said:

    That’s cool! My buddy Josh made some kickass fake Magic Cards, fun times!

    Ah I don’t know much about Zelda but now I see where Ittle Dew got two things from

    The pancake
    Pancake

    Came from
    Zelda Ooze

    And

    The ugly statue
    Ugly statue

    came from

    The statue at top left here
    Zelda Ugly Statue


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